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fic: You Taught me things I can not forget, That I do not regret positions (I can not shake the taste)

Title: ‘You taught me things I can’t forget, positions that I don’t regret (I can’t shake the taste)’
Author: jen_jm
Beta: lisachanoando
Pairing: Zlatan Ibrahimović/Bojan Krkić, Pep Guardiola/Bojan Krkić
Rating: NC-17
Category: slash
Word count: circa 4,800
Warnings: inglese, AU, linguaggio, smut, altro smut, un po' cliché
Disclaimer: sì, vorrei Zlatan come giardiniere, grazie. Non si può avere? Ah giusto, è tutto finto.
Author’s Notes: titolo preso in prestito agli The Academy Is...
Summary: “No one jerks off to their real boyfriend. I mean, you’re supposed to fantasize about the neighbor’s husband or something.” - “What about the gardener?” - “That’s very Desperate Housewives, I like it.”


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