Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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"need" the profession and its subtleties

found this amusing little article, who can read, read:)

In a nutshell: This article describes different types typical of the south Italian phenomenon - postedzhatore abusivo or unclaimed parking assistant, of course, not free. Valais quite diverse, but all united by a desire by any means to get the coveted Euro. Living in northern Italy, perhaps, the character does not know, for the Sicilians as it is, unfortunately, everyday reality. Moreover, it is difficult to imagine Palermo or Catania, without these "comrades".

Manuale di sopravvivenza al posteggiatore abusivo

Parcheggiatore

November 8, 2010 - As for parking we Sicilians are samples Tetri s. Park is more a lifestyle that need logistics.

Experts puzzle from real and sustainable wild the true dream of Palermo is a plan that provides anywhere vast expanses of asphalt used in cars. Lande endless bitumen happy and carefree park where our race cars.

Instead, the harsh reality we have become accustomed to scenes from the asylum: desperate people behind the wheel crying calling her mother , stalker-mode drivers that shadowed people walk away with the keys in hand to see if they are freeing up a place for people who will catapult rocket out of the cockpit in order to claim the forced employment a non-place , invented a light pole and the box of junk.

Compounding the situation, then, what does it take for motorists Palermo is the scourge of all time: parking abuse.

was written in the Bible, Exodus, after the ten plagues that God inflicted on the Egyptians, the eleventh place after the invasion of the grasshopper, the hail and the death of the firstborn. God said to the mayor of Palermo (if still there): " from tomorrow I will bring all the unauthorized parking lot on your territory will cover the area of the city, will fill the streets, will be against you, against the and all your citizens against traveling by car every day of the week, including holidays .

It easily identify their uniforms over the years has uniform: blue jeans levi's 501 model bleaching, whistle Ordinance, cap with visor reading "Palermo force" and the inevitable blue pouch hematoma.

by now that illegal parking is a profession well framed. A job in every respect of which there are several categories: the foreigner, the poison, the toothless old man, the attassatore, the Lavazza dream men, the well-dressed. If your day is not even all together at once unified: the Apocalypse.

The extra : slightly offensive, almost always lacking a residence permit, approaches smiling calling you "amigo" or God-fearing, perhaps because the police.

If the hunt, than getting caught by a curse in Burundi, in return for your return the body does not look like a painting by Picasso.

The toxic : improvisation and a parking lot. Practicing in an occasional only to get as much as he needs to spend the evening with pink elephants.

Elder no teeth: it operates continuously, bragging rights on the stock PURPOSE area. is quite demanding, wants your € all at once. If by chance Ravani uncertain in the pocket or purse, shows obvious signs of impatience that result in threats against the body and to the eventual disappearance of the machine. The sentence-type recited emphatically false excuse is: "Lord then if by chance it is not found, I had nothing to do . Yeah.

The attassatore : ( by attassare, the verb "to bear a disproportionate bad luck)" the jinx " for non-in Sicily, is a qualification that really lends itself to all kinds. You pin money in exchange for the approval of the goddess Fortuna, in which claims to have direct relationships. Where Cedest not blackmail, wishes you and your whole dynasty disasters and misfortunes.

is by far the most feared , the pressing suffered psychological forces you to spend the evening to pray to Allah to Zeus and to do all the apotropaic gestures of which you can: rub salt. knock on wood, do the horns, tap the family jewels ... possibly yours.

The Lavazza men dream : At first silent, waiting for you to notice him quiet. Extorts always a fixed amount of € on the pretext of taking a coffee. The sentence-type is: "What ago, I do not have to do a coffee? , never saying he wanted a milkshake, a cup of tea, a biochetasi. That is the category of caffeinomani more widespread.

The well-dressed : is the most advanced because it blends into the crowd of the weekend. It looks like Tony Manero and sometimes difficult to distinguish from any pockets of Saturday night.

absolutely no warranty, requires only one advance payment at a fixed rate and only minimal upward. But then pretends to be nice to go unspoken threats, made of looks and "there is pobblema. most probably not find on your return , so as to have unnecessarily paid your deposit.

The tragedy is that despite wanting to establish any benefit are not even that minimum should be ensured in the Code of Conduct of the valet, or find parking.

Often, after smadonnato in all languages and made thirty times around the block, of trovarselo alone them coming and then suddenly appear at the time of collection, ex centrometrista to materialize out of breath in front of your window. In this case the request dell'obolo pretendetelo you refuse to pay and the euro.

Despite the continuous raids by the police, continue to haunt the already battered citizens automobilizzati. As the vultures are everywhere, around the corner, hide in the crevices as gremlins, thirsty for coffee, you look greedy and greedy € tinkling.

Over the years we have developed techniques to disappear worthy of Osama Bin Laden . But no way, however, we will try and discover you. Indeed, careful, at this time there could be one waiting for you, just leaning on your car ...